I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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