How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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