My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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