someone get that fucking seahorse.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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