first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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