He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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