I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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