the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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