We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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