Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
