I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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