You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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