It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
