i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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