Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
