that's an acceptable place to lick
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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