I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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