just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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