North Korea, Best Korea!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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