He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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