did you get engaged???
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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