Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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