the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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