I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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