I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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