Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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