Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Randomize
