I bet he comes in French.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
ok first of all what the fuck
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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