fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Of course I have a pirate flag
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Randomize
