Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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