so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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