It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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