I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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