She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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