I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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