did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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