I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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