try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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