I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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