I'm gonna have a badass scar
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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