Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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