I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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