They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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