New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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