I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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