I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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