i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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