you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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