i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
