Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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