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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.

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• (585): View more from New York

  She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  when i was alone, his dick was there for me...

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have major gossip for you.

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  Oh no, did you have sex last night?

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  If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it was an ACCIDENT

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  it was a DICK

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.

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