everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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