just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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