I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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