Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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