is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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