Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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