And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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